inbox @ cerealia

[rollin]

residential area some apartment idk

inbox

info
name Misaki Yata (八田美咲 Yata Misaki)
canon K Project
age & birthday 20, July 20
height 166.9 cm no really (5'6")
inventory

• Cerevice (usually worn as a watch)
• crow CYbuddy
• his (gross) clothes (FROM THE 90s)
• watch
• skateboard with HOMRA decal on underside
• hoverboard (looks like his skateboard... ONLY IT HOVERS)
• headphones
• music player
• metal baseball bat
• penguin CYbuddy
• pot of forget-me-nots
• a marimo plant
• a crowbar
• a ton of beanies (why)
• a book on how to talk to girls (why)

Permissions and first impressions here. His app is here. Yata does a lot of stupid shit but is most known for riding a skateboard and yelling about HOMRA!!!

Comments

text; backdated to post-event

[deontology]

[Look, Yata, you're getting a text message! Out of the blue, and not at all wordy--]

What is your status?

[Hi he's checking in.]

text;

[rollin]

single

[ ]

text;

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wait
fuck
i mean
ya im ok

text;

[deontology]

[..... incredible, Yata.

Incredible.]

i did not need to know that. [did you think he'd let it pass without commenting....too bad.]

no injuries?

text;

[rollin]

[ dammit sousei you were supposed to ignore that like the kind and courteous person you should always strive to be

Yata had a few cuts and bruises from that time, but he doesn't feel they're worth mentioning. Some people had it worse. Look at Lee. ]

nah
im yatagarasu!!
pls
u?

text;

[deontology]

i'm fine

[okay but look, he has to bring this up, he can't ignore this any longer--]

you are not a three-legged crow

text;

[rollin]

ya duh its just an alias

[ Contrary to popular belief, he's not that stupid... sometimes. ]

text;

[deontology]

[no shit sherlock. it's a good thing it's hard to convey how unimpressed he is via text.]

i am aware of that.

why?

text;

[rollin]

oh
coz im yata and its cool

[ Also he has fire powers. ]

did u kno
when the yatagarasu shows up
its bc of divine intervention
hehehehe

[ He feels so smart. ]

text;

[deontology]

["its cool" he's really not sure why he was expecting anything different from that.

A pause.

Uh.]

i'm aware of that, yes. is it a common thing to take on nicknames where you are from? [which is...Future Japan?]

text;

[rollin]

[ And here's Yata thinking, "Well, let's mess with Sousei a little." ]

ya duh
ppl use em all the time
u should get one

text;

[deontology]

[And here's Sousei thinking "people in Yata's world are weird".]

no. simply because you have different traditions does not mean i should follow them myself. i am fine how i am.

text;

[rollin]

but i gotta give u a nick coz were friends
kinda
thats cool rite?

text;

[deontology]

no

and we aren't friends

[harsh]

text;

[rollin]

well ur new nickname is douchebag
douchebag

text;

[deontology]

i am not going to respond to that

this conversation is finished

text;

[rollin]

[ He didn't need to reply? Sousei, please. Yata tells himself not to check Sousei's message because his mixed messages annoy him already, but he looks the moment he hears his Cerevice anyway... which was a complete waste of time!!! ]

it aint over til i say it is
wait for it
...
.......
.............
.................ITS OVER
ha!!!

[ he just wanted to have the last word... ]

[deontology]

[........

you're such a strange child, Yata..........

Sousei doesn't respond, letting him have the last word because it doesn't really...matter to him...... but wow what a weirdo.]