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"Yo! It's Yata. Leave me a message and I'll get back to ya."

Husband of Vietnam. 19 years old. Actually 20 years old but let's be honest, he's 12. More info here. Does a lot of stupid shit but is most known for riding a skateboard and yelling about HOMRA!!!

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[wyrmsbane]

You're totally my little brother!

[ Look, don't question the 1000 year old dragon, Yata. Also, she isn't budging. ]

And nope, not at all! I think it's great you have a secret admirer! We should TOTALLY find out who they are!

[rollin]

[ And thus Yata was brotherzoned.

Anyway, he was red before, but cheeks are burning now. ]

Huh? N-no! I wasn't curious! I mean, I ain't! [ He is. ]

—you think it's great?

/SCREAMS AT LATE TAGS

[wyrmsbane]

[ NOT BELIEVING THIS ]

C'mon, if I had a secret admirer, I'd WANT to find out who it was! It's going to be SO much fun!

i will wait forever

[rollin]

Yeah, fun...

[ If he could actually TALK TO HER!!! ]

[wyrmsbane]

It'll be fun! We can even play spies together!

[rollin]

Spies? [ Hmm. Eyebrow raise. ] How's that go?

[wyrmsbane]

Well, they're shy, right? So, THAT means they're gonna be hiding. We have to be all sneaky in order to catch them unawares!

[rollin]

Ain't that like stalking? [ He doesn't want to be a stalker. ]

[wyrmsbane]

Nope! It ain't stalking! That's why it's called spying, duh!

[rollin]

Aight, I gotcha, I gotcha. But if we get caught, I'm blamin' you!

[wyrmsbane]

Don't worry! I'm really good at hide-and-seek AND I bet you're pretty impressive at sneaking around!

1/2

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[ no ] You bet!

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Wait. [ that doesn't sound like something good to be proud of. But anyway, go on, Nowi! ]

[wyrmsbane]

[ it's a good thing, Yata!! you could be a thief, or an assassin or a mercenary...!! ]

We're gonna have to pay close attention to all the girls around you! If you see anyone suspicious, or anyone... er... [ looks back at the letter ] stroking themselves OR if they have a lace nightgown, that's when the spying starts!

[rollin]

[ please he's like the anti-Inigo, the anti-Gaius ]

We ain't watchin' girls stroke themselves! That—that's wrong! Do you even know what that means?

crying...

[wyrmsbane]

Yeah! I stroke myself all the time!

O M G

[rollin]

[ why can she admit that so easily, he's getting weird thoughts—I mean, COVERING HER MOUTH WITH HIS HAND RIGHT NOW ]

Don't say that where the neighbors can hear you, oi!

[wyrmsbane]

But I like touching other people best because THAT'S when I know-- mmph!

[ WHY ARE YOU COVERING HER MOUTH, she's trying to speak but her words come out very muffled. ]

[rollin]

[ looks both ways before dragging her in the house and shutting the door NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS

And he lets go. NOW she can talk. ]

[wyrmsbane]

[ of course he lets go just as she's about to do something to make him let go--

now there's a funny taste in her mouth from his hand and it shows on her face as she stares at him. ]

[rollin]

[ Before he reprimands her about stroking herself, he instinctively wipes his hand on his pants. Gross. ]

You licked me! [ WHY ]

[wyrmsbane]

Because your stupid hand was covering my mouth!

[rollin]

'Cause you said somethin' you shouldn't have!

[wyrmsbane]

...That I like touching people? What's wrong with that?

[rollin]

A lotta things. [ groans WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE THE ONE ] Look, Nowi. You can't just say that in front of other people, aight? They might... get the wrong idea.

[ But he's still not telling her what it means. He's going to keep her an innocent flower if it's the last thing he does. ]