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"Yo! It's Yata. Leave me a message and I'll get back to ya."

Husband of Vietnam. 19 years old. Actually 20 years old but let's be honest, he's 12. More info here. Does a lot of stupid shit but is most known for riding a skateboard and yelling about HOMRA!!!

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IGNORES UR BAN. via mail.

[scepterho]

[ A day or so after the stickers get handed out, Yata will find a pink envelope stuck under the front door of his house.

And inside that pink envelope? A love letter typed (via typewriter) on a sparkly pink sheet of paper! And twelve gold stickers have been placed along the paper's border. ]

Yata-sama,

I can't stop thinking about you. Every time I close my eyes, I see your lovely red face, and hear your sweet, reassuring voice. The wanton thought of your soft hands stroking me keeps me awake every night as I lay in my bed, alone, in my lace nightgown.

I wish I was brave enough to give these to you in person, to tell you how I feel in your presence. But for now, I hope you'll accept these, and maybe someday we can meet again, and see each other in a new light.

All my love,

Your Secret Admirer

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

i'm so done with you omfg

[rollin]

[ So he opens this letter and reads it while walking back to his front door, right? But his eyes widen and he blushes after reading the first paragraph because laCE NIGHTGOWN!!!

He walks right into the door, bumping his head.

Anyway, this letter is too sparkly for his taste, but this is the first time he's ever gotten anything like it. It has to be someone he knows, right? There's no way a stranger would write him something like this! Or would they? Is he actually that popular after all!? (No.)

Well, for starters, he has to hide this from Nowi, Seiko and Kobato. It's so scandalous! ]

★handwritten

[bishoujo]

( awww, it seems a little fairy slid a pink envelope under yata-senpai's bedroom door last night. inside is a note with a golden star stuck next to the sender's name. )


Misaki,
Even though we met a few weeks ago,
it already feels like I've known you forever!
Thank you for being such a great Papa
to me and Kobato-chan.

Hugs and kisses,
Seiko-chan ★

[rollin]

[ Ah, this is really sweet of her! He's keeping this, too. But... Papa... and who the hell told her his first name WHO THE FUCK TOLD HER HIS FIRST NAME

Oh. Of course. That monkey.

He'll talk to Seiko about this later! Will he successfully convince her to call him Yata? Probably not. ]

action!!

[wyrmsbane]

[ Nowi's really good at finding things but let's face it, Yata's not really good at hiding things. So it's very easily that Nowi comes across this letter -- and she knows what it is!!

When Yata comes back in the evening from work, Nowi is already standing at the entrance with the letter in hand. She points a finger, angrily. ]

You!! How COULD you!?

[rollin]

[ Yata comes home as tired as Mikoto (ha ha ha) until Nowi starts giving him the Talk. The sight of the pink letter is enough to jolt him wide awake. ]

Eh? How could I!? — Eh!?

[ He thought she didn't take this marriage thing too seriously. He thought they were all chill, Nowi! But now it's come to this... how did she get a hold of that letter, anyway? DID SHE READ ABOUT THE LACE NIGHTGOWN? ]

Wait, wait! It's not what you think it is, okay? I-I-I-I don't even know who wrote that! It doesn't count if you don't know who's writing to you!

[ yata logic ]

a text on the 21st

[sympathy]

[ it's something that's been bugging her since encountering Fushimi on the network. she hopes she's right with her intuition... ]

Yata-san, do you not like your given name? 【・ヘ・?】

[rollin]

no
who told you it wasn't my given name!?!?!

[ yata, yata, yata. the answer should be obvious. ]

text. backdated to 19th

[warmest]

[ considering he's been nagged half to death about this-- and the easier route to figuring it out is this, well, here you go, Yata. ]

what do you want for your birthday

[ one way or another, this really is the route of the least effort. ]

[rollin]

[ He checks his watch and the first thing he sees is MIKOTO-SAN. He checks the calendar to see if it's his—okay, it's not his birthday, but close enough. A text from Mikoto is good anytime.

But Mikoto? Asking him what he wants? For his birthday? Is this the real life? After pinching himself to make sure it's real... ]

i'm okay with anything mikoto-san!! please don't bother yourself with something so trivial! anything is okay as long as it's from you!

[ ...yata replies with a troublesome answer. ]

text.

[tsunest]

[ What's worse than telling someone happy birthday late?

Doing it through a text. And what's worse is that it's Airi of all people sending it... so where does she even start? Life's hard when you don't have many friends, especially when she'd rather throw her phone against the wall and hope that it somehow texts 'happy birthday' for her than actually doing it herself.

Okay, deep breaths, she can do this!! -- ]

djfajhdahAHPYYP fbiRthDYAY

[ CLOSE ENOUGH ]

1/2

[rollin]

[ What... oh, it's from that Airi girl. He didn't expect her to greet him! That time at the arcade was pretty fun, though, and this was pretty nice of her. Guess there's a nice girl under all that. ]

Thanks A

24th, sticker stuff

[sympathy]

[ Yata's probably asleep on somewhere in the house or something, but wherever he is, Kobato pretty much just sticks two gold stickers and one red sticker on Yata's face ]

ALSO I'M LAZY

[wyrmsbane]

[ And Nowi is on the other side, pasting a red sticker and some gold stickers all over Yata as well! Best family or best family??

...anyway, while Yata is sleeping and Kobato isn't paying attention, she's going to put a yellow sticker on Kobato's cheek too!! ]

voice.

[blackmails]

[Ring ring! This call is dated sometime in the future near Mikoto's birthday IDK YANA. Yes, Izumo is probably calling him around late morning.]

[rollin]

[ He just got back from another delivery for the cafe he works at, so while not even bothering to check who's calling, he answers. ]

Yo.

text, today

[sympathy]

Yata-san, I realized something...

Can I call you Misaki-san? |_・)

text

[rollin]

[ wh

what's with this all of a sudden ]

why?

/funeral dirge plays. voice;

[impulsives]

...Oi.

You're the one called Yata, right?

I'M CRYING ALREADY... voice;

[rollin]

Yeah. Whaddya want? [ look shinn he's so nice ]

did you miss me baby. mail again.

[scepterho]

[ Has Misaki been wondering about his secret admirer from a couple months back? That's great! Because she's been wondering about him, too. ;) This letter, he may notice (?), is typed on the same sparkly pink paper as the last one, though sadly devoid of any landlord-given stickers.

Because instead, this one has a lipstick kiss stain near the signature. ]

Yata-sama,

I'm sorry for the delay in my second letter to you, but whenever I try I just can't think of how to appropriately put my feelings into words. You're so intimidating sometimes, do you know that? It's both frightening and thrilling at the same time. I guess that's why I haven't been able to confess to you in person yet.

If I did, what would you do? Lash out? I wouldn't mind. Just being near you, breathing in your scent, is enough to give me unspeakable dreams.

Ever Yours,
Your Secret Admirer

P.S. If you would like to reply, please leave it under the bench near House 1474 and I will read it.

[ She's not lying, either. Pretend there's a bench near there. ]

it's not like i missed this or anything, etc. i'm so done with you!!

[rollin]

[ We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, wonder who it's from! Fushimi.

But Yata is still blissfully unaware that he's been the target of Fushimi's pranks for quite some time, so he buys into the letter with the same sort of shock and disbelief he had last time. IN... INTIMIDATING? Yata tugs on his beanie as he reads the letter. Does he really look intimidating? Well, that's kind of the idea, and he knows he looks scary, but if it's stopping a girl from confessing to him—wait! He's not even ready for that sort of situation yet! He folds the letter in half as if trying to hide its contents and runs into the house before he continues reading. After slamming the door behind him and leaning on it, he's ready. Now where was he? Let's see.

Just being near you, breathing in your scent, is enough to give me unspeakable dreams.

This is the part where Yata sputters. That line makes him blush, but, aha! So he was right! It was someone he knew all along! Hold on, there's a P.S. thing. House 1474, huh? She must live around that area... Yata's eyes widen. Isn't that a clue!?

He needs to know who lives at 1474 now. He sort of. Forgot. ]

text; told you I'd do this >:3

[thirdbeauty]

Yata-kun?

... That's your name, right? We met at that Honeybee van at school.

Just wanted to make sure you were okay, I guess. After you just left like that.

[Spoiler alert: She really wants to disprove Inigo's filthy lies.]

oh my gooooooood PHEE

[rollin]

[ He almost drops/ his phone oh my goshghsk WHO IS THIS? WHY IS A GIRL HE DOESN'T KNOW TEXTING HIM Oh, reading it carefully now - it's the girl he left Inigo with. Ah, she's concerned. Aha... ahaha! Did he make that much of an impression on her for her to worry? Wait, no. Don't get cocky! Anyone would be worried if someone left suddenly! But a few people would actually ask them directly if they were alright.

...

Play it cool, Yata. ]

im f ine no rpob

text;

[tsunest]

Yata.

I have a question for you.

text;

[rollin]

[ oh shit oh shit oh shit did he do something bad this time, HE SWEARS IT WAS INIGO— ]

what up

forwarded text (1 scary way 2 break up);

[wingsit]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 13 minutes

[rollin]

[ not sure if fake

but... pond monster...

anyway he's an idiot ]

wait who is thishow do i know this is for real

bye

[sympathy]

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 13 minutes

MISAKI-SAN WE GOT TROUBLE ╥﹏╥

[rollin]

[ dammit kobato he just sent this thing!!! ]

already sent this tho
do i have to send it again idk how this works

text;

[heybabe]

yata why did kobato text me saying that i called her cute in front of you!?!!?

text;

[rollin]

you call girls cute all the time i dont see what the problem is

for once, she's calling I'M SORRY I'M SPAMMING / after she called yozora

[sympathy]

[ should Yata pick up, all he'll hear at first is Kobato sniffling and trying to breathe ]

IT'S COOL don't cry for her kobatotina, the truth is she never left you

[rollin]

[ Yata is out working late when he gets this call, so he hasn't seen the broadcast yet. All he knows is that Kobato is crying and someone's gonna pay. ]

... Who did it?

[ She probably hasn't heard this tone from him before. ]

text;

[heybabe]

You -> ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д`)ノ <-Me

We need to talk.

text;

[rollin]

[ oi oi oi, this looks like the shit kobato sends him on a daily basis—

but forget that ]

what

text; before he asks kobato to the ball, hope this is ok!

[pluvial]

hi yata-san this is yamamoto from honeybee!
sorry this is kind of out of the blue but i was wondering if you'd mind if i asked kobato to come with me to the halloween ball?
i know shes your daughter so i figured i should run it by you first
in case you guys already made plans or anything
i'll pick her up and bring her back before midnight or earlier if you prefer!
thanks for your time

text; it's cool with me!

[rollin]

[ Well, Yamamoto is a cool guy who likes baseball. But Kobato is also his precious princess who can't date until she gets married. (not his words) HMMMM.

give him a second ]

before Halloween!!

[wyrmsbane]

[ And, wherever Yata is, expect a tackling Nowi--! ]

[rollin]

AAAAH!

[ successfully tackled, he almost falls over ]

Nowi!? [ He's trying to do some shopping here... It's hard, being a housewife. ]

yeaaaaaaaah

[wyrmsbane]

[ on this fateful day, it's finally time to show off what she's learnt from watching reenactments of families. dressed in nothing but an apron, bouncing and rocking on her feet, waiting for Yata to come home.

and when he does, flinging the door open, it's with a smile she greets him and then: ]

Welcome back, honey~! Would you like dinner? A bath? Or...

[ shyly, she tugs at the hems of her apron. ]

...me?

this is terrible we're terrible

[rollin]

[ His life made that transition from PG-13 to XXX quickly...

Um, I mean. When he said he needed to destress after a long day at work, this was not what he was expecting. When she tugs at her apron, he looks away so fast, it's as if looking back would lead to his untimely demise.

...or add another crime to his list of offenses. ]

N-N-N-N-NOWI!? Is that you? A... ahhh! You look great! [ He's not looking. ] Uh, I-I dunno! All of them sound like good choices—

[ WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY ]

text

[sympathy]

...Misaki-san, I have a question.

text

[rollin]

what up

✿ text ✿

[bishoujo]

(≧◡≦) Yata-senpaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!! ♥

[rollin]

[ no why is he senpai WHY ]

seiko? i thought u left

[ THAT'S NOT THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO A GIRL!?!? ]

text

[merespark]

Yo! Want me to ask Santa to bring you Mikoto-kun for Christmas?

text

[rollin]

[ FUCK OFF SPITFIRE ]

man i already did but all they gave was some shit made in china
oh yeah!
think they called him spitfire
looked like a cheap ass ripoff if you ask me

phone call

[hoasen]

[RING RING this may or may not be about Anna's birthday!]

[rollin]

Yo, [ not even looking at the caller id ] it's Yata. [ well duh

he's so cool ]