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"Yo! It's Yata. Leave me a message and I'll get back to ya."

Husband of Vietnam. 19 years old. Actually 20 years old but let's be honest, he's 12. More info here. Does a lot of stupid shit but is most known for riding a skateboard and yelling about HOMRA!!!

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[wyrmsbane]

[ Oh, right. ]

Why else would I marry you!?

[rollin]

[ HE'S SO CONFUSED. He holds a hand up to stop while his other hand nurses his growing headache ]

Wait, wait, wait, wait! So you're sayin' all of that wasn't for real?

[wyrmsbane]

Yep! We're playing house, right?

[rollin]

What kind of house are you tryin' to play out!?

Well, I guess ya could call it that if ya wanna. [ But for some reason, he's a little disappointed. His face is still red. ] You scared me back there.

[wyrmsbane]

The right way, duh! I went to spy on a family when I was in town back where I came from, so this game is totally based on reality!

[rollin]

Yo, that ain't right. The dirt you got from them's total bull.

[ What was she doing spying on a family, anyway? ]

Family's s'posed to stick together, no matter what! They don't do stuff like that. Think about it. A kid growin' up in a family like that's just too sad.

[wyrmsbane]

They don't...?

[ She actually looks confused. ] Erm... So. If we stick together, we're a real family?

[rollin]

[ ... Oh, Nowi. ]

Yeah! Kobato and Seiko're in on it too, so trust me on this one.

[wyrmsbane]

Okay! That makes you my little brother, Yata! [ Because he's twenty soon. ] Gosh, I've never had a real family before! I'm so happy!

[ Excitedly, she throws herself at Yata, wrapping her arms around his neck in a hug. ]

Thank you, Yata!

[rollin]

Wha!? I ain't your little—!

[ These girls have a weird habit of hugging him, don't they!? This is not normal! He knows it isn't! But hearing Nowi's never had a family before stops him from completing his sentence. He won't move until she lets go, but. ]

... You're not really mad about the secret admirer thing, are you?

[wyrmsbane]

You're totally my little brother!

[ Look, don't question the 1000 year old dragon, Yata. Also, she isn't budging. ]

And nope, not at all! I think it's great you have a secret admirer! We should TOTALLY find out who they are!

[rollin]

[ And thus Yata was brotherzoned.

Anyway, he was red before, but cheeks are burning now. ]

Huh? N-no! I wasn't curious! I mean, I ain't! [ He is. ]

—you think it's great?

/SCREAMS AT LATE TAGS

[wyrmsbane]

[ NOT BELIEVING THIS ]

C'mon, if I had a secret admirer, I'd WANT to find out who it was! It's going to be SO much fun!

i will wait forever

[rollin]

Yeah, fun...

[ If he could actually TALK TO HER!!! ]

[wyrmsbane]

It'll be fun! We can even play spies together!

[rollin]

Spies? [ Hmm. Eyebrow raise. ] How's that go?

[wyrmsbane]

Well, they're shy, right? So, THAT means they're gonna be hiding. We have to be all sneaky in order to catch them unawares!

[rollin]

Ain't that like stalking? [ He doesn't want to be a stalker. ]

[wyrmsbane]

Nope! It ain't stalking! That's why it's called spying, duh!

[rollin]

Aight, I gotcha, I gotcha. But if we get caught, I'm blamin' you!

[wyrmsbane]

Don't worry! I'm really good at hide-and-seek AND I bet you're pretty impressive at sneaking around!

1/2

[rollin]

[ no ] You bet!

[rollin]

Wait. [ that doesn't sound like something good to be proud of. But anyway, go on, Nowi! ]

[wyrmsbane]

[ it's a good thing, Yata!! you could be a thief, or an assassin or a mercenary...!! ]

We're gonna have to pay close attention to all the girls around you! If you see anyone suspicious, or anyone... er... [ looks back at the letter ] stroking themselves OR if they have a lace nightgown, that's when the spying starts!

[rollin]

[ please he's like the anti-Inigo, the anti-Gaius ]

We ain't watchin' girls stroke themselves! That—that's wrong! Do you even know what that means?